This was posted to our list by a very talented writer by name of 'Wanderer'. Enjoy!
10. When asked to cross legs, have to remember what they look
like first.
9. You put on a knightly tabard and it looks like a sleeveless t-
shirt ... that's at least five sizes too small.
8. You have ever single-pawedly demolished the population of a
stock tank.
7. You're too fat to get into an elevator ... and it's a freight elevator.
6. You roll down a grassy hill and can't stop until you're in the next
state.
5. For you, walking is a high-impact exercise.
4. The reason you walk on two legs is because, when you're on all
fours, you can't reach the ground.
3. You order an entire bakery for dessert.
2. When you stand up, your belly stays on the ground.
And the #1 sign that you're a Fat Furry?
1. You joined civilization for two reasons: Food, and you can't fit
between the trees anymore.
